We're all doomed. It doesn't really matter how -- global warming, nuclear winter, asteroids, solar flares -- the world is full of idiots and fucktards, and their numbers are growing daily.
Might as well enjoy the ride over the cliff.
Fuck You, Rick Santorum, by Paul Constant
But that’s not the main reason why you blew it. You blew it because you couldn’t—not for a single minute—manage to hide your bigotry from the world. The spotlight fell on you and you had to let your hatred out. You said horrible things about gays, women, unreligious people, tolerance, sex out of wedlock, and science. You just couldn’t help yourself. Your obsession with the genital areas of total strangers isn’t just unhealthy—it’s downright sociopathic.
Santorum: child porn <> Penn State + Catholic church
Conservative GOP Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum tangled with “Beyond the Beltway” radio talk show host Bruce DuMont in a 5-minute interview Sunday evening.
The Chicago-based host asked Santorum to compare his criticism of President Obama for “favoring pornographers over children” for allegedly not targeting child pornography with his lack of criticism of Penn State icon Joe Paterno in that school’s child sex abuse scandal or the Catholic church’s child sex abuse scandal.
Santorum, a Penn State alum and a Catholic, said he found the questions “insulting.”
Currently on the front page of RickSantorum.com: “Conservatives UNITE Moneybomb” or, you know, CUM.
Sex-Act Morality Flow Chart for morality-impaired Republicans
Still Life with Rick Santorum, Lube, Dildo, and Justin Bieber Doll
People Who Became Nouns
“One day Santorum will join this gallery,” writes Slog tipper Blair. My favorite person-to-noun:
Vidkun Quisling betrayed Norway to Nazi Germany and became leader of occupied Norway’s collaborationist government. He was executed by firing squad by his countrymen after the war. His very name, quisling, has come to mean “traitor.”
Sucked to be a non-collaborating Norwegian Quisling after the war, no doubt.
