June 2011
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May 2011
128 posts
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“The owners of I Have Munchies, Mark Arthur and Noel Davenport, are on a mission...”
– Lazy Stoners: Meet Your New Best Friends
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“Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck,...”
– The Air Hose “Accidentally” Slipped into My Butt. Honest!
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“As you are probably aware, Lynch’s Mulholland Drive was originally...”
– Attention, David Lynch Lovers
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About Those Parents Who Aren't Disclosing Their...
…um, to be perfectly frank, I don’t give a shit.
Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, May 25, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Unsurprisingly, Florida is the most dangerous place to own a pair of legs: Orlando was ranked as the most dangerous city for pedestrians, followed by Tampa, Jacksonville, and Miami. (Fortunately, if you own a pair of legs in Florida, they’re probably already retired.)
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“Yes, a bit of cruelty underlies the laughter—as it should. Remember: the Rapture...”
– Dan Savage
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“Hm. I’m looking through the last couple of weeks’ worth of Savage...”
– Dan Savage
So Since Judgment Day is Saturday, What are You NOT Gonna Do?
Shave my legs. Stop myself from ordering 27 Canadian bacon pizzas from Little Caesars. Call my parents (they’ll just rub it in). Pay any rent or utility bills. Wait for that cute bicycle messenger to sleep with me, and instead have sex with an uggo. Be nice to anyone or anything. WORK. EVER. AGAIN.
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