March 2011
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February 2011
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Wisconsin Economic Recovery, Repub Style
From a friend of mine who is a teacher in Wisconsin:
Banks are refusing to consider loans to Wisconsin public employees due to the “uncertainty” of their jobs.
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Noisy Sex Triggers Brawl Between Brothers Who... →
Witness the events of last night, when Shane was in his room having sex with his girlfriend. This encounter, according to a sheriff’s report, resulted in an argument between the Crawfords because Christian believed his older brother and the woman were “making an excessive amount of noise.”
Who among us can throw the first stone (or ashtray, in this case).
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Drunk Driving: Former president of Gainsville,... →
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Sharing Child Porn Online? Perhaps The Nickname... →
Like shooting assholes in a barrel.
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WM.™ STEVEN HUMP-ME'S ACADEMY AWARD™ OVERDOSE...
And here’s how you play: If hosts James Franco and Anne Hathaway do a musical number right off the top, invite the host’s wife to the bathroom for two bumps of coke. Bone her on the counter. Then take two more bumps of coke. Whenever anyone mentions the film The Social Network, scream, “NERD PILE!” and throw your body on top of the nerdiest person in the room. Laugh...
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“Two quick takeaways from these polling numbers: 1) Despite Republican claims to...”
– David “Goldy” Goldstein is an accidental activist who stumbled into politics in 2003 with a satirical statewide initiative to officially proclaim WA’s serial anti-tax initiative sponsor, Tim Eyman, “a horse’s ass.” A year later, Goldstein transformed his campaign website into local...
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“Dear Egyptian demonstrators,
Please do not damage the pyramids. We will not...”
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“After more than five decades of tireless work, brave exploration, and...”
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“I am reading Henry James… and feel myself as one entombed in a block of smooth...”
– Virginia Woolf on Henry James
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“Did God create the dinosaurs, or cavemen for that matter, I’m sure He did. Was...”
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Via The Stranger
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“Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker’s (R) immediate and lengthy private conversation...”
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Three goldfish were killed by a 16-year-old... →
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White people who decided to not go to college are the most likely Americans to blame everything under the sun for their financial woes. Except themselves, of course, can’t have that. LIVE FREE OR DIE.
Washington Post, summary by Fark.
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HomoQuotable - Dan Savage
“You have to love how Santorum is out there mewling about being the victim here and about civility—this from the man who compared people in stable, loving same-sex relationships to dog fuckers and kiddie rapists, this from a man who would make gay and straight sodomy illegal, ban gay marriage and any other protections for same-sex couples, and prevent loving same-sex couples from...
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Remember This Post in 25 Years, When We're All...
South Korea, whose citizens already enjoy the fastest average broadband speeds in the world, is about to get much, much faster:
By the end of 2012, South Korea intends to connect every home in the country to the Internet at one gigabit per second. That would be a tenfold increase from the already blazing national standard and more than 200 times as fast as the average household setup in the...
