We're all doomed. It doesn't really matter how -- global warming, nuclear winter, asteroids, solar flares -- the world is full of idiots and fucktards, and their numbers are growing daily.
Might as well enjoy the ride over the cliff.
The Ottoman Empire still existed the last time the Chicago Cubs won a World Series.
The distance from Cuba to the Keys.
"If you had older sisters in particular, you definitely had a few makeovers growing up." This is how I got bright red hair, and green underwear.
Your “happy trail” is a happy highway.
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